they made a movie of i robot in the 80's and it was the most insane fucking thing ever. it was mostly people shooting guns and getting bigger guns and blowing things up. rowdy roddy piper was there, and he got both of his arms stolen by this communist general guy. the finale of the movie was two guys shooting at each other and debating Wittgenstein and hope and despair, which is how i want to end all of my movies from here on out. just as asimov intended.
i was taking the stickers off of a cheap 2x2 rubiks cube and my family said "you know the reason you're doing that is because you're having a mental breakdown" and i said "while i am having a mental breakdown that's not the reason im doing this"
I went to see a new One Piece movie and it was a My Little Pony crossover. Everyone thought it was good but they were a little confused at why Apple Jack was hanging out with Luffy but then discussion turned to what would happen if a pony ate a devil fruit so idk what the deal was with that.
my sister-in-law got kidnapped by her psycho mom on the road and I had to jump into their moving car and help her escape. It was less a situation fraught with peril and more just fraught with awkwardness. Like everyone knew I was in the car and thought it was weird but nobody really said anything.
my brother murdered someone at a McDonald's while I was in the car and I had to keep it a secret. Allegedly he was a car insurance salesman who had it coming, but I never got any details as to what he did to deserve it. There was a guy who kept coming by our house who might have witnessed it, but I was way more freaked out about it than my brother was.
I was watching a movie in a theater and some gag happened where a character broke a shitload of legos in a movie theater making a load of noise. Then I did the exact same thing, somehow manifesting a massive lego sword in my hand, and I felt so humiliated that I left the theater and didn't go back in. I just started riding a horse. The horse seemed chill tho. I think the horse would forgive me for breaking legos in a movie theater.
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peter thiel came over for dinner or some shit. he kept barging in on me in the bathroom, so i called him a fag, which i almost immediately apologized for. i spent almost the entire evening being incredibly rude to him for fun and roasting the absolute shit out of him. at one point he started playing video games expressionless, and i compared him to werner hertzog. a few choice quotes of his i remember are "what part of that is desirable?" and "how are they sorted?" wrt video game secret levels. i tried to play him in guilty gear xx but he switched a to different game before i got my controller ready.