I went to see a new One Piece movie and it was a My Little Pony crossover. Everyone thought it was good but they were a little confused at why Apple Jack was hanging out with Luffy but then discussion turned to what would happen if a pony ate a devil fruit so idk what the deal was with that.
my sister-in-law got kidnapped by her psycho mom on the road and I had to jump into their moving car and help her escape. It was less a situation frought with peril and more just frought with awkwardness. Like everyone knew I was in the car and thought it was weird but nobody really said anything.
my brother murdered someone at a McDonald's while I was in the car and I had to keep it a secret. Allegedly he was a car insurance salesman who had it coming, but I never got any details as to what he did to deserve it. There was a guy who kept coming by our house who might have witnessed it, but I was way more freaked out about it than my brother was.
I was watching a movie in a theater and some gag happened where a character broke a shitload of legos in a movie theater making a load of noise. Then I did the exact same thing, somehow manifesting a massive lego sword in my hand, and I felt so humiliated that I left the theater and didn't go back in. I just started riding a horse. The horse seemed chill tho. I think the horse would forgive me for breaking legos in a movie theater.
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peter thiel came over for dinner or some shit. he kept barging in on me in the bathroom, so i called him a fag, which i almost immediately apologized for. i spent almost the entire evening being incredibly rude to him for fun and roasting the absolute shit out of him. at one point he started playing video games expressionless, and i compared him to werner hertzog. a few choice quotes of his i remember are "what part of that is desirable?" and "how are they sorted?" wrt video game secret levels. i tried to play him in guilty gear xx but he switched a to different game before i got my controller ready.